The Quote Book.
The Quote Book.
"C'EST PARTI !" - Pascale
"Shimp tits!"- Hailey
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"I'm not a big white... wine guy."- Jordan
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"Fucking hate geese."- Anna
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"Rrr-atata-touille !"
- Sam
"I looove children."- Jordan
"There's something spicy in my eye!"
- Sam, in slurred speech
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"And then he (Julius Caesar) became French because we like to steal everything!- Pascale
"Jokes."- Scarlet
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The Mint-cident.
"Nah I'm gonna go to bread."- Anna
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"Oh the fucking bus."- Dana about how she got a bruise
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"That man's got some tasty spit."- Hailey, about pizza
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"Because I'm an alcoholic" - too many people
"It's fucking staying there."- Makenna at her fallen water bottle in Éze
"Aw, I forgot my clams."- Ashe, topless in the ocean
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"Ze beach."- Jordan in a French accent
"dO yOu WaNnA Go tO ThE MarKEt?!?!"- Again, too many people
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Makenna, to Ashe: "Aren't you a vegetarian?"
Ashe: "Not anymore."
Makenna: "..."
Pascale: "I'm going to drink until I die."
Anna: "Can I come with you?"
Pascale: "Yes please."
"Fête toujours confiance en Jean-Michel."- Kirsten
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"See, it's nice to be sniffed!"- Hailey, for reasons passing understanding
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"If it doesn't make me the sexiest person on the road, I don't want that dress."- Dana
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Lauren, trying to get to her seat: "May I get by?"
Anna: "Is that a prayer?"
Makenna: "I probably left a swass mark on the seat.
Sam: "What's a swass mark?"
Makenna: "A sweaty-ass mark."
"I don't think people like drinking with me because every time I get them wet."- Kirsten, after spilling her drink on me
"Sorry, there's a cock hair in my throat."- Jordan, hacking over the Seine
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"I'm chewing juice."- Lauren, about her orange juice
"Good and spicy; that's how I come."- Alicia, about gochujang
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Michel, seeing the Eiffel Tower out the window: "I think we're in Paris."
Sam, explaining chopsticks: "1 + 1 is 2."
"Steven resurrected me."- Michel
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"Wow, look at the legs on that thing!"- Jaida, about the Eiffel Tower
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"Everyone get your tits up!"- Hailey
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Pascale, to Sam: "Tonight I have to see my mother-in-law, so I'm going to kill myself."
Hailey: "How can I eat my asshole sauce without sugar?"
"That's a lot of damage."- Michel, after eating too much sugar at Angelina's
"I have a weak pelvic floor."- Hailey
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"My head feels like a big balloon!"- Sam, after a single daiquiri
"I give you shit because I give a shit."Kaycie
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Kim, after some drinks: "I can't see what that sign says."
Steven: "...Kim, that's a picture."
Sam, to Steven: "Shut up, you pink-eared boy."
"I'm gonna sleep with Logan tonight, no homophobe- uh I mean no homo."- Michel
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"Jordan, I think you learned one too many languages."- Alicia
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"Tu es une plage."- Jordan, to Hailey
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Scarlet: "Incest jokes are their own kind of inside jokes if you think about it."
Hailey: "Le croissant- Destination: Ma bouche."
"I smell like fruit juice and I'm ready."- Lauren
Brooke: "Are you getting an English beer?"
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"First, you get your kung-POW and then you get your kung-WOW!"- Alicia
Anna: "Sometimes I just want to drop-kick a baby."
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Hailey: "If I slept with my roommate that'd be really weird; she's my sister-in-law."
Jordan, sarcastically: "I'm not an alcoholic because I'm religious."
"I'm not an alcoholic because Jesus turned water into wine."- Hailey
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"I'd be a bad bitch."- Michel, for reasons passing understanding
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"Who is he to decide anyways? He's a man."- Pascale, about Jean-Michel's opinions of les débardeurs
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On Vie Seulement Une Fois.
Fin.